Cyber5150 Sexually Frustrated Award

This year's Cyber5150 Sexually Frustrated to the Point of Insanity Award goes to Uncle Fester Lurks.

UFL has been very cranky lately because his inflatable doll burst. He was assured when he purchased it that anyone with such a tiny dick like his does not have to worry about these types of accidents.

Unfortunately, while 'going at it' with her/him (?) he didn't remove his pocket-protector and its contents and POOF.

You can expect more of this behavior from him until he goes to www.repairmyinflatibledoll.com and purchases one of their repair kits.

Cyber5150 Wishful Stalking and Pretend Mafia Association Award Post:

1. Ox Says:
   

   The Queen has a problem because a contact of mine has her home address from her hotel stay in DC when she registered. It is wonderful to be Italian, and we shall see what the next step will be IMFAO!

Of course this is nonsense. But if any part of this is true, the 'electronic' trail has been established for modern forensic specialists. So we have either a delusional troll with fantasies of grandeur or we have someone who will be going to jail to become someone's butt-boy.

Cyber 5150 - AGAIN - Kay has great post about injustice - but the comments devolve into sick obession - AGAIN

Once again, Kay’s sense of social justice and knowing right from wrong is demonstrated by this excellent post (from her blog). At the end of the post, she provides contact information to be used to let these jerks know how the rest of country feels about their actions:

I’m not talking about the “hope” we all have everyday we wake up where we say, “I hope today goes well and I hope tomorrow is even better”. Nope, I’m talking about a woman named Hope who called the police for help and ended up being brutalized (strip searched by 7 police officers…most of them male) by the very officers (vultures) she called. I’m talking about the hope going down the drain thanks to officers such as these assholes!(CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE NEWS OF THIS “JOYOUS AND LOVELY EVENT” brought to us by officers who were geeks in high school and who are paying back the masses for it! Spit.)

Why did they strip search her? Oh that’s right. Hope gave her dead sister’s license first to the cops (she keeps it in her wallet in memory of her sister) and when she realized her mistake, the officer wouldn’t give it back to her (he should have kidnap charges against him for that) and this was her TICKET TO BEING CHAINED TO A FLOOR AT THE LOCAL JAIL AND HAVING HER CLOTHES RIPPED OFF HER BODY BY MALE & FEMALE OFFICERS!

Isn’t Hope lucky? Does Hope have hope for her country today? Nope. According to her husband, she’s traumatized. Well of course she fucking is! Who the hell wouldn’t be! We can thank the officers of Stark County for CRACKING THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE BRAIN OF ANOTHER U.S. CITIZEN!

But then what happens in the comments? UFL, Randy and Kay go down the path of bashing Karol and others. The obsession by Kay and her friends is consuming them:

Posted by UFL February 3, 2008 at 3:22 am
Titled “A typical day in the life of Queen Karol at ABlog”
Bud: It’s too bad Kucinich dropped out of the race, he truly represents we the people and the United States. Queen Karol: Hi my friends! Love me! Anyone want a cyber cookie or cyber salad with blue cheese? Crazy Horse: I agree Bud, Dennis K. would of made a great president! Queen Karol: Bud, Kucinich isn’t pretty or tall enough to be a president. Now John Edwards he’s so dreamy, has pretty hair and he’s a lawyer. Did I mention my husband and daughter are also lawyers? Cyber cookies anyone? Fred: You guys won’t believe this but a few years ago I was actually abducted by aliens taken to their mothership where they performed a series of tests and painful anal probes on me. Queen Karol: Crazy Horse, you asshole! I demand that you change your moniker, it is demeaning to me and my people who were thrown off of their land! Anonymous 1: STFU Karol! He can use whichever name he chooses. Queen Karol: Oh I see Fester is back. lol! Everyone ignore that asshole Anonymous/Fester OK? Love me! Anonymous: No Karol I’m Anonymous you paranoid psycho! Queen Karol: Fred, babe, I was abducted once also back in ‘94 the aliens let me fly their mothership and after performing their tests they said I was very, very highly intelligent. Oh and I thought the anal probes weren’t too painful. Bud: *Rolling Eyes* Yeah sure Karol, whatever you say. Queen Karol: Fuck off Bud/Fester, I owe you nothing. I will have you banned in a New York minute! mirth: Fuck off Bud/Fester, Karol owes you nothing. She will have you banned in a New York minute! Anonymous 1: I believe you Karol! Queen Karol: I love you Anonymous! Thank you! Here have some cyber wine and cheese with me! Love you babe. mirth: I love you Anonymous! Thank you! Here have some cyber wine and cheese with me! Love you babe. WTF? Is there an echo chamber in here??? Crazy Horse:Queen Karol: Crazy Horse/Fester you are so banned!
mirth: Crazy Horse/Fester you are so banned! Queen Karol: mirthy, mirthy staggering drunk across the hall whose the fairest of them all? mirth: Why Karol darling, you of course! smooches, hugs, kisses and anal probes for you and only you my sweet Godess. Queen Karol: Oh my loyal, obedient little mirth I shall e-mail you a pat on the back and a 8″ x 10″ full color glossy of me to you. Love you babe!

Posted by Randy February 3, 2008 at 8:23 am
Oh my gawd UFL! You have nailed it! I’ve seen that same conversation twenty thousand times, at least. By the way, I’d volunteer to cut Karol’s internet cable and I’d let her pet squirrel “Rocky” free or whatever it’s called. She should be ashamed of herself for caging an animal that belongs free, in the wild. She doesn’t get the irony of what she says and what she does. Isn’t that one definition of a TROLL?

Posted by Kay February 3, 2008 at 9:15 am
Bah hahahahahahahaha! Randy is correct. Mirth truly is toothless shark who hangs on Karol’s underbelly! Love it. I was thinking…wouldn’t it be hysterical to make a blog about the Ablog Cookie Cutters and the only post I’d do would be a picture of a mother Pig (Johnny, of course) and her piglets (reich wing trolls starring Karol, Mirth, Gary, the GL’s, Jump, and all the others) suckling from Her (Johnny, of course). Fun times! Yep. No one would be able to leave comments either. I would just paste a link to their pathetic blogs, so readers can see for themselves THE REICH WING SUCKLING THAT GOES ON ALL THE TIME in defense of De Fuhrer, Johnny Ass-stain

So UFL seems to have several issues with Karol, and among those is staying on point during a thread. So then why does UFL not stay on point by posting this bullshit on a thread about real injustice? Randy wants to cut Karol's Internet cable and 'free' the squirrel that she rescued. And Kay, who has stated that she could not support Hillary Clinton, calls people who do not agree with her 'Reich wing trolls'. I see the posting about the woman who was strip searched does not have the same priority as an opportunity to obsess about Karol and others. Congratulations, Kay, UFL and Randy. More 5150 for you.

It is our sincere hope that you all can 'move on.' Obsession over Karol or whatever anyone who in not 'in power' does is not furthering our collective causes. Let us know when you can just grit your teeth and move on - Cyber 5150 will provide the peace pipe.

Cyber 5150 - Kay's twisted logic, obsession with Mirth, Karol, and Americablog continues:

From Kay's blog (note: I chose yellow for the font color to reflect the type of "journalism" that Kay produces - YELLOW):

I can’t believe it. A reich winger, who for years has lambasted Hillary Rodham Clinton from the shape of her legs and ankles, to her husband, and gawd knows what….Ann Coulter is now saying she’d vote for Hillary over John McCain any day of the week, because she’s more conservative and would be better for the country at this point.

Now, consumed by her hatred and obsession, she links Mirth to Ann Coulter:

Mirth has hated Hillary Rodham Clinton forevah. Yep. She’d ’spit’ and ‘vomit’ every time a thread on Ablog would pop up about her. She would go on and on and on about how Clinton was a skank, was more of the same, and would defend her precious Pretty Boy Edwards at every turn, by saying he was progressive and Clinton was republican-lite. She has stated over and over that she would not vote for her under any circumstances, oh, but…..my, my, my, how things have changed! Mirth, like Ann Coulter, is now seeing Hillary in a different light after Clinton’s performance in the debate on Thursday. Yep! She loves Hillary now and would be happy to cast her vote in November for her, because she CAN’T VOTE FOR MCCAIN just like Ann Coulter….

This is one of Mirth’s posts to which Kay refers. In it Mirth reveals that she doesn’t want Hillary to be the nominee, but after an apparent ‘soul-searching’ decision, she COULD vote for Hillary if she is the Democratic candidate:

…I know how you are feeling. I don't want her to be the nominee (and I don't think she will be), but deciding I could vote for her is a tremendous relief for me. Along with her negatives, she also has many positives.
mirth | Homepage | 01.31.08 - 11:20 pm | #

Kay’s rant continues, saying that she will never vote for Hillary. She apparently thinks that having a Republican president is better than Hillary. This is after months of Kay’s bullying anyone who had any criticism of the Democrats – her canned response was ‘What about Hastert’ – which I was able to lampoon for months as well. Here is what Kay has to say about voting Democratic in the November election, should Hillary be the candidate. Note the Nader-like naiveté.

I will not vote for Hillary because she voted for the Iraq invasion/illegal occupation without QUESTIONING anything. She along with others who voted for this atrocious inhumane and unneeded fiasco are to blame for our country going into debt because of it, are to blame for our soldiers suffering horrific and debilitating injuries, and are to blame for the rights of Americans being taken away IN THE NAME OF THIS ATROCIOUS illegal occupation of a sovereign nation that did not attack us! I cannot vote for her and I will not vote for her….under any circumstance. I don’t care if Hillary one day saved a person in a wheelchair from being hit by a bus while she held a sandwich in her other hand! I’m serious. Oh, but Mirth? One night of Hillary-Love and she’d throw away everything just like Ann Coulter!

To Kay I ask, what about Hastert?

Cyber 5150 - Sick postings - example of the depravity of Kay and her friends

I don’t believe in deleting comments, but I have rearranged some of the posts that were posted by someone using John Aravosis’ name. What a coward this person is. Below I posted a few. The rest have been compiled into two comment posts on the original thread. But if there was any doubt as to just how sick and perverted these people are, read on.

Coward posted:

Did I tell you all that I like to shower with my 10 year old nephew Matt because my penis looks so much bigger in his little hand? January 26, 2008 7:40 PM

And whats up with that [Name omitted] loser? You know the guy. His wife dumped him for another woman, he pays for cheap hookers in order to get laid, but hey at least he is chivalrous, actually the guy is a little pussy, and I know about being a little pussy. January 26, 2008 7:45 PM

[Name omitted] bend over you little tramp I want to savage your brown hole. Oh damn thats right I'm a queer and only do that with young boys, old men and animals of all sorts. January 26, 2008 7:47 PM

Why do you dumb fucks fall for my progressive bullshit anyway? I'm a fucking gay republican, I worked for that crook Ted Stevens and became the global elitist that I am working with Madeleine Albright and working for the World Bank. You dumbasses think I care about you, your causes, your rights? Ha Ha Ha I only care about me, John Aravosis, my boyfriend Skippy and $$$. Donations please. I'll even suck a cock or two for a buck or two! January 26, 2008 7:50 PM

#1 Cyber Loony: Kay in Maine

Kay in Maine never disappoints us here at cyber5150. Due to her 'condition' she is quick to assume (incorrectly) that she is being disrespected by some poor, unsuspecting blogger. Once she enters 'the zone' of lunacy, she constantly lashes out with vile written attacks. Attempts to resolve the problem are useless because of her severe 'woe is me, I the most victimized victim in the world' attitude.

Kay, we honor your lunacy with the first cyber5150 cyber loony post! Congratulations!